What do you mean, “why does your site have an About page?” – it’s a blog isn’t it? They’ve got to have an About page! Otherwise how will people know that I’m a software developer with an Internet connection. I mean really, the nerve.

And what if someone has only read one post, that they were linked to from elsewhere? If that post was on the subject of software, or roller derby, they might have no idea that I’m also interested in cooking, overcoming compulsive hoarding, calligraphy, photography, design and all manner of other subjects.

So just think twice before you come in here, with your confrontational questions and your sassy attitude, hmm?